SeaMen™ — Pre-Order SHIPS 6/6/19

We are making only 666 bottles of our SeaMen™ available at discounted pre-order pricing with promo code SEAMENMEASAP. Free shipping on orders over $20. 

Oh, to be out on the sea, with other men, sailing and cavorting. Experiencing naughtycal adventures with all form of sea life, such as some dolphins or the mermaids. After many years adrift, we almost finally bring you our newest ManGlaze® — the SeaMen™, featuring a work of label art by yours truly.  - E.Z.

NOTE: Orders with SeaMen™ SHIP 6/6/19. If you include other items in your order, shipping on all items will be 6/6/19. Actual bottle art subject to change. Limit one per customer. Discount subject to change.

  • Formulated for Ugliness
  • Big 3 Toxin Free & Cruelty Free (We lost count after 3. It might be 7 or 8. Doesn't have gluten or high fructose corn syrup.)

Mostly matte nail polish and then some other stuff.


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NOTE: Customers in Alaska, Hawaii or Puerto Rico - Please contact us before ordering. Special handling charges apply for air shipments.

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