Royal Matterimoaning™ - Blue

Blue Matte Nail Polish

As usual, we came up with a stupid name for a kick ass looking color. We released this during the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. The name ... well we don't need to spell it out I guess. Updated bottle art by Jason Atomic (not shown).

  • Sapphire Matte Nail Polish, with super tiny mica sparkly shit that makes it look way awesome, 11 ML. 0.37 FL. OZ.
  • Our Original Tough, Fast-Drying, Manly Matte Finish 
  • Formulated for Ugliness
  • Big 3 Toxin Free & Cruelty Free
  • NOTE: Please look at PICS before you buy. No refunds for missed color expectations.

Mostly matte nail polish and then some other stuff.


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