Mayonnaise white matte nail polish bottle

Mayonnaise - White

Regular price $13.13 now $8.12 Unit price  per 

White Matte Nail Polish

This is the matte white we've promised you. We initially intended this as a combo with our Hot Mess (FishDicks & Mayonnaise). But we took a year to make it work right solo. Fellas, we always encourage you to find some sweet little honey to paint your nails. IMO this stuff takes a skilled hand (better than mine, which ain't saying much) and we suggest a good base coat for this one. When I have the stuff on, I am a Storm Trooper. Leave it on for a few weeks for that weathered shitastic look. 'Tangy Zip' art by Joe Simko!
  • White Matte Nail Polish, with super tiny mica sparkly shit that makes it look way awesome, 11 ML. 0.37 FL. OZ.
  • Our Original Tough, Fast-Drying, Manly Matte Finish 
  • Formulated for Ugliness
  • Big 3 Toxin Free & Cruelty Free
  • NOTE: Please look at PICS before you buy. No refunds for missed color expectations.