With LoveSock™, our second newest color in forever, we've decided to take a stand on a social issue. ManGlaze™ is now pro-masturbation company. We think there's nothing wrong with it and if more people did it, the world would be a less messed up place. Well there is still some mess, but that's where a good LoveSock™ comes in.  - E.Z.

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We've closed up shop in efforts to help flatten the curve. We figure that our ManGlaze isn't essential to the cause and those delivering food, masks and such will need less of a burden. As soon as things normalize we'll be back with a big dumb #covidisgone sale.

Feel free to look around. You'll notice that all the prices are stupid high. We're not price gouging. The point is just to keep anyone from ordering since we can't easily turn off the store without taking a search hit.

Stay home if you can and stay safe. TTYS!
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