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Oh, to be out on the sea, with other men, sailing and cavorting. Experiencing naughtycal adventures with all form of sea life, such as some dolphins or the mermaids. After many years adrift, we finally bring you our newest ManGlaze® — the SeaMen™, featuring a work of label art by yours truly.  - E.Z.

  • Formulated for Ugliness
  • Big 3 Toxin Free & Cruelty Free (We lost count after 3. It might be 7 or 8. Doesn't have gluten or high fructose corn syrup.)

Matte Nails Polish


We've closed up shop in efforts to help flatten the curve. We figure that our ManGlaze isn't essential to the cause and those delivering food, masks and such will need less of a burden. As soon as things normalize we'll be back with a big dumb #covidisgone sale.

Feel free to look around. You'll notice that all the prices are stupid high. We're not price gouging. The point is just to keep anyone from ordering since we can't easily turn off the store without taking a search hit.

Stay home if you can and stay safe. TTYS!
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NOTE: Customers in Alaska, Hawaii or Puerto Rico - Please contact us before ordering. Special handling charges apply for air shipments.