MatteAstrophe™ - Clear Top Coat+

Clear (+Intermittent Crackle) Matte Nail Polish Top Coat

The worst thing to happen to glossy nail polish since our legendary Death Tar. MatteAstrophe™ is a dual purpose, completely unpredictable, clear/intermittent crackle matte top coat that can be used to re-mattify any of our matte colours or to mattificate a glossy polish. Depending on what it goes over and how dry it is, MatteAstrophe™ will end up a smooth matte or a crackly catastrophe. Warsaw Destruction art by the master, Joe Simko of  

  • Clear Matte Nail Polish Top Coat with Intermittent Crackle, 11 ML. 0.37 FL. OZ.
  • Our Original Tough, Fast-Drying, Manly Matte Finish 
  • Formulated for Ugliness
  • Big 3 Toxin Free & Cruelty Free

Matte Nails Polish


We've closed up shop in efforts to help flatten the curve. We figure that our ManGlaze isn't essential to the cause and those delivering food, masks and such will need less of a burden. As soon as things normalize we'll be back with a big dumb #covidisgone sale.

Feel free to look around. You'll notice that all the prices are stupid high. We're not price gouging. The point is just to keep anyone from ordering since we can't easily turn off the store without taking a search hit.

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