Hot Mess™ - Matte Glitter Top Coat

Bling Matte Nail Polish Top Coat

(AKA FishDicks) The glossy destroying powers of Matte-Astrophe but with a stupidly evil amount of glistening bling. Put this over any color and drool. Hot Mess™ is a matte bling top coat that was made to go over our matte white Mayonnaise. The combination of the two is something we like to call "Fish Dicks". 'Hellmann's' art created by Joe Simko!
  • Bling Matte Nail Polish Top Coat, with mega sparkly shit that makes it look way awesome, 11 ML. 0.37 FL. OZ.
  • Our Original Tough, Fast-Drying, Manly Matte Finish 
  • Formulated to cause blindness
  • Big 3 Toxin Free & Cruelty Free

Matte Nails Polish


We've closed up shop in efforts to help flatten the curve. We figure that our ManGlaze isn't essential to the cause and those delivering food, masks and such will need less of a burden. As soon as things normalize we'll be back with a big dumb #covidisgone sale.

Feel free to look around. You'll notice that all the prices are stupid high. We're not price gouging. The point is just to keep anyone from ordering since we can't easily turn off the store without taking a search hit.

Stay home if you can and stay safe. TTYS!
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