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I feel like a deadbeat Clumsy Ninja dad. He's cute but pretty boring & needy.

I feel like a deadbeat Clumsy Ninja dad. He's cute but pretty boring & needy. Wish I could put him up for adoption. It sucks cuz I looked forward to the app for like a year but it seems like it's gonna take forever before he acquires any good killing skills.


Not appropriate decor for a kristian rok band.

Not appropriate decor for a kristian rok band.


Turkeyfest Tip #485 - There's no better welcome of family and friends, than a brand-new pump action plunger in every bathroom.

We recommend the Plunge-It LX00300. #thanksgiving


A short horror film we made featuring my old co-worker Sparky. #abominableness #...

A short horror film we made featuring my old co-worker Sparky. #abominableness #snowdays #bestdogever #puppylove #beards


Sparky the SnowMan
A short horror film Sparky and I made while on a walk. Enjoy!


"well then, Merry Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Christmas Special to you!" #shitmymomsays

"well then, Merry Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Christmas Special to you!" #shitmymomsays Cuz I said no to certain book recommendation.