In preparation for tomorrow's fireworks, immediately after 'The Star Spangled Banner', it is requested that everyone then sing 'America, Fuck Yeah'. Please print out the lyrics below:


America, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the mother fuckin' day yeah!
America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way yeah!
Terrorists your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to...
America, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls!
America, fuck yeah! Whatcha gonna do when we come for you now?

It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow! Fuck yeah.

Mcdonalds, fuck yeah!; Wal-mart, fuck yeah!; The Gap, fuck yeah!
Baseball, fuck yeah!; The NFL, fuck yeah!; rock and roll, fuck yeah!
The internet, fuck yeah!; ManGlazeĀ®, fuck yeah!

Fuck yeah!

Starbucks, fuck yeah!; Disney world, fuck yeah!; porno, fuck yeah!
Valium, fuck yeah!; Reeboks, fuck yeah!; fake tits, fuck yeah!
Sushi, fuck yeah!; taco bell, fuck yeah!; rodeo's, fuck yeah!
Bed bath and beyond, fuck yeah?;

Liberty, fuck yeah!; wax lips, fuck yeah!; the alamo, fuck yeah!
Bandaids, fuck yeah!; Las Vegas, fuck yeah!; Christmas, fuck yeah!
Immigrants, fuck yeah!; Pop-eyes, fuck yeah!; democrats, fuck yeah!
Republicans, fuck yeah! Sportsmanship, fuck yeah?; Books, fuck yeah???

Thanks for using us in your awesomely patriotic mani Vanessa!

Photos of ManGlazeā„¢ Original Matte Nail Polish
Not a full Manglaze mani..but I had to show you my 'Merika manicure...the white is topped with Hot Mess..gracias for your awesomeness. ...
¡Viva America!

Written by ManGlaze — July 03, 2013


We've closed up shop in efforts to help flatten the curve. We figure that our ManGlaze isn't essential to the cause and those delivering food, masks and such will need less of a burden. As soon as things normalize we'll be back with a big dumb #covidisgone sale.

Feel free to look around. You'll notice that all the prices are stupid high. We're not price gouging. The point is just to keep anyone from ordering since we can't easily turn off the store without taking a search hit.

Stay home if you can and stay safe. TTYS!
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