Since Marsala is the color of this year even though no one knows what color that actually is, here's Bruised Knees, the true marsala Manglaze. Made from something like 4 parts of Fatty's, 3 parts of Butt Taco, 2 parts of Mayo and 1 part of Santorum. Voilá. It's a reddish terracotta, btw.

Written by ManGlaze — August 26, 2015

MANGLAZE IS TEMPORARILY NOT SHIPPNG.

We've closed up shop in efforts to help flatten the curve. We figure that our ManGlaze isn't essential to the cause and those delivering food, masks and such will need less of a burden. As soon as things normalize we'll be back with a big dumb #covidisgone sale.

Feel free to look around. You'll notice that all the prices are stupid high. We're not price gouging. The point is just to keep anyone from ordering since we can't easily turn off the store without taking a search hit.

Stay home if you can and stay safe. TTYS!
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