Dear ManGlaze Faithful,
Does ILF make you feel all warm and squishy on an emotional level?

Does Santorum make you feel the same way but more like in the back of your pants?

Has anyone ever balls-punched you after you told them the color you are wearing is 'F&ck Off & Dye'?

Now, you have the ability to share your feelings about your favorite matte nail polish by rating and submitting your reviews at! For added encouragement, each month, we'll award one prize chosen among newly submitted, honest and insightful reviews.

Written by ManGlaze — April 01, 2014


We've closed up shop in efforts to help flatten the curve. We figure that our ManGlaze isn't essential to the cause and those delivering food, masks and such will need less of a burden. As soon as things normalize we'll be back with a big dumb #covidisgone sale.

Feel free to look around. You'll notice that all the prices are stupid high. We're not price gouging. The point is just to keep anyone from ordering since we can't easily turn off the store without taking a search hit.

Stay home if you can and stay safe. TTYS!
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NOTE: Customers in Alaska, Hawaii or Puerto Rico - Please contact us before ordering. Special handling charges apply for air shipments.