Some dude ask a cop where the nearest shitter is. What happens next will make you say "Holy Fuck!" That's my attempt at posting in that annoyingly compelling viral news tidbit speak. Click like and shit.

Actual O'Hare Security Cam Footage
Someone just leaked it on Youtube and I managed to snag it before it gets pulled. This is just off the rails.

Written by ManGlaze — March 26, 2014


We've closed up shop in efforts to help flatten the curve. We figure that our ManGlaze isn't essential to the cause and those delivering food, masks and such will need less of a burden. As soon as things normalize we'll be back with a big dumb #covidisgone sale.

Feel free to look around. You'll notice that all the prices are stupid high. We're not price gouging. The point is just to keep anyone from ordering since we can't easily turn off the store without taking a search hit.

Stay home if you can and stay safe. TTYS!
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