Sad news from yesterday. Dave Brockie, the man who inspired us to shoot our own copious loads of man-glaze, has transcended this world. Rest in an eternal blood fart Oderus.

Gwar Frontman Dave Brockie Found Dead -- Sitting Upright in Chair
Dave Brockie -- lead singer of the crazy costumed "Beavis & Butthead" worshipped speed metal band Gwar -- is dead at age 50.Law enforcement…

Written by ManGlaze — March 25, 2014


We've closed up shop in efforts to help flatten the curve. We figure that our ManGlaze isn't essential to the cause and those delivering food, masks and such will need less of a burden. As soon as things normalize we'll be back with a big dumb #covidisgone sale.

Feel free to look around. You'll notice that all the prices are stupid high. We're not price gouging. The point is just to keep anyone from ordering since we can't easily turn off the store without taking a search hit.

Stay home if you can and stay safe. TTYS!
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