We almost have like a bazillion likes! Ok, maybe just 7,000.
That's still a great yet scary thing. You see, there's only so much ManGlaze to go around. One must understand that by its very nature, ManGlaze must be produced in really small batches. We work at it furiously but with extremely gentle care. With inspiration & steady patience, we are able to optimize volume and keep quality high. But each production session leaves us completely drained. At that point we require a brief resting period. Afterwards, we seek nourishment and then another resting period before the interest and ability to produce more ManGlaze presents itself. It's a slow but necessary process. The last thing we want to do is rush things and leave any of our fans less than fully satisfied.
MANGLAZE IS TEMPORARILY NOT SHIPPNG.
We've closed up shop in efforts to help flatten the curve. We figure that our ManGlaze isn't essential to the cause and those delivering food, masks and such will need less of a burden. As soon as things normalize we'll be back with a big dumb #covidisgone sale.
Feel free to look around. You'll notice that all the prices are stupid high. We're not price gouging. The point is just to keep anyone from ordering since we can't easily turn off the store without taking a search hit.
Stay home if you can and stay safe. TTYS!
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